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Fuck Off Winter Party

I’d like to invite you, yes you, to come celebrate the end of Winter.

Officially, Spring doesn’t start until Tuesday, 20 March, but I’m impatient. I’m going to celebrate a few days early on Friday, 16 March1.

This is not a St. Patrick’s Day party. Do not show up dressed as a fucking shamrock or leprechaun; you’ve been warned.

However, there will be a selection of fine Irish whiskies, perhaps a Scotch or two, plus an assortment of other things both alcoholic and non.

Please RSVP by email or iMessage for all the details.

  1. I’m old, I’ll probably need the weekend to recover. 


Living a quiet life with his daughter and four cats on beautiful Bainbridge Island, Jeff Watkins divides his time between creating fiendishly clever bugs in iOS software, teaching public speaking workshops, and occasionally speaking at conferences.