1 day before period due.

I had a very strange dream that I was being chased by man-eating trees. A cross between Evil Dead II and The Wizard of Oz. Trees would trip us with their roots, grab us with their branches and eat us. Only I was able to outrun them.

Flash forward a few years. I am a triathlete with a ponytail. Think Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2. I am also a botanist and professor.

I return with my students to firebomb the evil, possessed woods.